When seconds matter and wires aren’t color-coded right, only the brave—and slightly unhinged—step up. This T-shirt is made for those who live life one snip away from total chaos. Featuring the bold saying “If you see me running… try to keep up,” this shirt serves up dark humor and bomb tech reality all in one.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and style
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Ribbed collar retains shape and comfort
- Ethically made with sustainable materials
- Classic fit perfect for all occasions

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50